Category Archives: Bar Code Scanner Land

Look how much I was able to get accomplished working in an office[blarg].

Why I Have To Quit My Job

Root toot tootsie. Rah rah rah. So let me tell you a little something about the self. My  idleness at this job makes me acutely aware of what I could be doing. It’s funny that way. So, sports fans, today … Continue reading

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Phone Calls From Knowlegable Machines

no wonder I feel so strange; friday the thirteenth comes on a thursday this month. ten thirty in the ante meridian on this bright thursday morning and I picked up a ringing phone here in bar code scanner land. *beeep* … Continue reading

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Butterfingers

Limber timber delicate timbre this is better than playing electronic solitaire. Sometimes I am out of place in a world of quotas, performance evaluations, and credit card machines. But I’m always making my place so what’s the big deal? No … Continue reading

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